The very first thing you’ll want to after hopping out of bed and grabbing that first cup of coffee is to take your retard capsules (buy one, get one free!)

Next tell yourself that today is going to be shitty because you stubbed your toe, your hangover is starting up and you just realized that you are out of gas.

Now, goto work, add your ssh-keys, crank up screen and pick up where you left off yesterday. You left of knowing that your timer code was all fucked up and it was stopping you from reading in a very important value from a message queue. With this in mind discount ALL possibilities that it could be anything else (for example that your jobs from the message queue have their own timeouts).

Now using your super 1337 spacetime googling skillz scour the interwebs for clues to your lack of knowledge on this predicament. Throw in stuff like

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System.out.println("got here!");
System.out.println("def. am not getting here!");

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Good. Got that done?

Next, now that you know it’s this function that is causing your pain read up on it and starting writing example code that explains how YOU think it should work proving to yourself that those who created the api obviously missed some fatal design flaw and you are just now discovering it. (yeh, after you root hundreds of boxen when you were younger and gobbled retard pills like it was candy you think you are always the superior one in these matters)

Spend the rest of the day bemoaning how life sucks and how nothing happens and then go home.

Start consuming massive quantities of booze and shut everything out of your life except some Desktop Tower Defense.

Your day is now officially fucked! Congratulations!